Thursday, October 19, 2017

Best Halloween Custom Ever

"Oh, cool costume. Can we take your picture?" asked the gaggle of kids just in front of her.

"Sure." Joroni just smiled at these stupid peasants called humans. They thought she was wearing a Halloween costume. Stupid fools. The Orcs were invading their planet and they had no idea what was going on.

"We love playing World Of Warcraft too."

She just smiled. The warriors behind her were anxious. They didn't have time for this nonsense but they remained silent and vigilant by her side. She was captain of the guard for a reason and no brave would lift their sword against her. Too many had tried and died.

"For the Horde," they shouted and moved on down the street to trick or treat at another house.

She just smiled. This wasn't a game and they'd come to learn that soon enough.

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